July 16, 2009

What happened to "Youtube Reviewed"?

There used to be one helluva site called "Youtube Reviewed" which would point out the most interesting videos on Youtube they could find(and damn were they interesting, and interesting). They eventually expanded to reviewing any video on the web(besides porn of coarse), bringing you pretty much the best videos the net had to offer. On top of all that they were hilarious. The little they said in their post was sometimes witty enough that you'd remember their commentary all day!

BUT they seemed to have disappeared with no warning!
This was their latest website:

What the hell? I assumed that they would pop back up eventually but it's been 3 months. They seemed to have stopped their web activity at around April 9th, all their sites:
youtubereviewed.wordpress.com/ old home, till they migrated to:

With their last post being:

I assume it was more than one person running the blog since he kept referring to himself as "we", "us", and "our". So why do several people running a blog stop all their "services" at the same time? They just shut down YoutubeReviewed as a whole? Good god why? I used to read their stuff all the time until they stopped. I post about it now because now I remember that I thought they would pop up again, which they never did. Does anyone know where the writers went? My Google Reader has all their posts from since last year September indexed if anyone needs cached posts, for whatever reason. It'd be great if they came back, I can only imagine what cool videos I'm missing.

Videos they've posted, along with their commentary:

Zombies and Sloths: Friends Forever

This video is great because it combines three of our favorite things: zombies, decapitated sloths and nearly dialogue-free animation.

Reason #273 Why Your Boyfriend is a Loser: He Doesn't Make You Cute Muppet Animations Starring Your Cat
Ladies: Scott Gairdner is the kind of guy you wish you could date. Why? Because for his girlfriend's birthday, he created this video featuring her favorite foreign muppets and her cat, Beenie.

Quick note for all the fellas out there: Don't let your girlfriends or wives see this. Because then they will realize that you are shitty boyfriends and they will all try to date Scott Gairdner.

Jason Statham is Going to Kick Diabetes in the Ass
We're not 100% sure this is how diabetes works, but we're 1,000% sure this is how every Jason Statham movie ever made works.

Big Man Japan Should Win All the Academy Awards
The more we see of Big Man Japan, the more we wish every movie ever made would feature a giant fat dude and a weird Stink Monster whose odor is "equivalent to 10,000 human feces."

In these difficult times, we know that it can be hard to reach consensus on anything. But can we all just go ahead and agree that Big Man Japan is the best movie ever made? We can? Perfect. Thanks for being so agreeable today, Internet. You're the coolest.

Guinea Pig Love
Let's start the morning off with a quiz:

What does this lady love most?

A) Captain & Tennille

B) Her guinea pig

C) Her dignity

If you answered C, you are totally and completely wrong.

Hai Karate Forces You to Punch Women
As the person who posted this video on YouTube points out, Hai Karate was rocking Axe Bodyspray's ad campaign before Axe Bodyspray was a glimmer in its old man's eye.

Who Loves Animals More Than This Guy?
Um, wow. This guy really loves animals. We've heard of people valuing their pets' companionship and whatnot, but this guy takes it to another level.

At least his love is indiscriminate; he loves dogs, cats, birds and even reptiles.

The Adventures of Longfellow and Mortimer

Gonzalo Cordova found out his great grandfather used to direct old-timey comedic silent films and posted this recently discovered gem for the whole world to enjoy.

Our favorite part is near the end when the mean man in the white shirt seems to be forcibly extracting tears from both the baby and the chimpanzee. We're not sure why he wants those tears so bad, but certainly no good can come from the stolen fluids of a baby and a diaper-wearing monkey.

Hopefully there are more films hidden away in Gonzalo's great-grandfather's stash. We are dying to know what becomes of Longfellow and Mortimer.

July 8, 2009

WALL-E Burger

Day 241 - WALL-E Burger, originally uploaded by cappndave.


July 7, 2009

Great Emmy Rossum Pictures

Is it not the most fitting name ever? Emmy, cute little Emmy, cute little rosy Emmy, rosy little Emmy Rossum! Blogger has a 1600x1600 limit so go here for the original +3000 pixel versions

(Vogue 2007)

Gorgeous much? yes

Emmy fulfilling her daily routine of outshining the sun

Emmy busy caring about the future
(the Proposition 8 march on Santa Monica Boulevard in Los Angeles 2009-05-26)

('Dragonball Evolution' premiere in Tokyo, 10.03.2009)

Real live Cinderella

Ms. Rossum > Kittens

Well excuuuuuse you...

Paying tribute to Bulma, a DragonBall Z character

plays Bulma in the 2009 movie "Dragonbal: Evolution"


Yes, you

Beacon of light shining across the entire galaxy much? Yes

July 5, 2009

Angelina Jolie's Best Pictures

Okay maybe not best, just the ones I found most interesting...and hot. Also I tried to sniff out the where and when of the pics, for those who care. Blogger has a 1600x1600 limit so go here for the original +3000 pixel versions

Mother Teresa 2.0 (InStyle 2008)

click picture to physically meet Angelina Jolie, in all her yummy-face goodness. (Munawar Hosain portraits at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, November 3, 2007)

subtle, Vanity Fair, subtle. (July 2008)

promo from the TV film "George Wallace" (1997)

NBC's Today show, New York City - 16.10.2008

(at left)Brad Pitt, (at right)Brad Pitt after special effects to look like an incredibly hot old man for his role as Benjamin Button. (Screening of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" in New Orleans 01.12.2008)

Kung Fu Panda Press Conference 2008

in the film "Alexander" (2004)

Ahh the ol' "hot girl sensually eating the world's best looking strawberry" portrait

on production of the TV movie "Gia" (1998)

"sigh. My hotness bores me..."

channeling Charlize Theron

Angelina Jolie controls you!

(Harry Langdon Shoot 1991)

"Hello Lolita..."

Promo for "Hackers" (1995)

I love my dad...not"

her film debut at age 7 in "Lookin' to Get Out"(1982), a comedy starring her dad Jon Voight. video

satire of the 70s

(Marie Claire Photoshoot 2005)

good lord...have mercy!

the ol' "hot girl sensually posing with a deadly snake that is somehow able to be subdued by, let alone comprehend, the hotness of said girl" portrait.

god damn! Is this not for Brad's eyes only?

I believe This is the martini

channeling Micheal Jackson

C'est l'art

with her brother James Haven Voight, Gilles Bensimon Shoot

(Robert Erdmann Shoot 2003)

channeling Salma Hayek

Hitchcock Blond 2.0: Hitchcock Brunette

from "

From "

On the set of "Wanted" (2008)

14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards 2008-01-27

Martin Schoeller Shoot (2008)

Yariv Milchan Photoshoot 2006

from the movie "

From Thew Film "
Original Sin" (2001)

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" premiere in Los Angeles, 08.12.2008

"Kung Fu Panda" Premiere during the 61st International Cannes Film Festival, 15.05.2008

Angelina Jolie attends a screening of MTV's 'Diary' series at The Museum of Radio and Television on September 12, 2005

"Inglourious Basterds" premiere during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival, 20. 5. 2009

13th Annual Critics' Choice Awards dinner in Santa Monica, 07.01.2008